swaglet:

girls when they go through each others blogs at the same time

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hungwy:

Daughter, you have barely touched your killing and murder. What is wrong? Is it not good?

nicollekidman:

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ketamie:

nice dichotomy… BELOVED 🤣!!! your internal mechanisms have been made known to me

Anonymous:

are you still abusing your cat

slunch:

slunch:

i pick her up and bash her into walls. she loves it

Today I put her in a big pot and rendered her down into cat grease. Too bad!

jovialtorchlight:
““birds beaks” ”

jovialtorchlight:

“birds beaks”

kweza:

God did not create us so diverse and unique so that plastic surgeons on tiktok can tell us how to look like insta baddie no. 1932713, no ma'am

watermartini:
“Rolling lush green hills in Iceland.
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watermartini:

Rolling lush green hills in Iceland.

happyheidi:

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Lamb and kitten best friends by Kurt Shaffer

Anonymous:

were you the one that said 5 year olds should get jaw reshaping surgery

kristina100000:

what i never said that. i said they should get an eyebrow lift

cottaqecore:
“source
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lcf has been down for almost a whole day now …… the end is nigh girlies

tsunflowers:

tsunflowers:

tsunflowers:

my toxic trait in salmon run is I will do anything to try to revive a coworker and run straight into a salmonid every time

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me on a salmon run shift

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ghhhh no I do this at work irl too

methuss:

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なでて、なでて

Pet me, pet me